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A soft, lightweight cotton shirt with a faded, vintage-style print of a cheeky resurrection scene and the line “I was dead five minutes ago.” It feels lived-in from the first wear — the print’s distressed look and warm sunset palette give it an instant retro vibe. Throw it on for coffee runs, late-night hangouts, or whenever you want to make people laugh without saying a word. 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